Ha ha! You guys! I had a pork roast last night! With apple sauce! Apple pie and cream! Hee hee!
I had frozen crap because we hid the knives. One of our renters started seeing 350 pound female soldiers hiding in the trees, in the back yard, the trees were filled with raccoons, and everywhere you (he, not Bob) there were covert soldiers armed with weapons, many were in the trees.
The guy went nuts when the police arrived and put him in the ambulance.
God's truth, it was a crazy night.