Lucky you!As a certified, licensed, and practicing contrarian I am now obligated to change my opinion. Fortunately, my international mandate as a professional procrastinator means I have to put off the actual change process indefinitely. Please do not agree with me in the future. The growing pile of mental work that I never intend to do is getting depressingly large.In case you can't tell, it is getting late here and my sense of humor is taking a turn towards the bizarre.
My sense of humor is bizarre even when I'm wide-awake.
