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I Love Halloween! The Official Halloween Thread:)

Hayles66

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I saw some cadburys creme eggs today. They were green inside! Definitely have those for my party.

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Hello Jack. How is your pumpkin head today? Giggle

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Well, I'll be damn, woman! At least someone does. You must take pictures! I am going as Captain Condom this year:) LOL! What are you guys going to be?

Either an IRS Auditor or one of the Village Personages. I rather fancy the biker because it is so me.

Too bad the Village Persnages did not have a circus clown. I would scare your kids in ways you cannot believe when I put on my Kinko the Clown costume, I'll tell you what. And before you laugh, would you rather have a Village People Person show up at your door or an IRS Auditor? Thought not!

I do have a rule. No silly costumes. You must be the Wolfman, a witch, a princess, Justin Bieber, Dracula, or some other traditional character. If you show up as something silly, you get a scoop of coleslaw in your bag. And let me warn you, when I make it, my dog helps and we have both likely been drinking rye all day long and we do not tolerate kids.
 

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We celebrate it over here but not as you Americans do....what is the big thing with Halloween, what exactly is it?? is it a public holiday over there, what is it celebrating.......Sorry for all the questions, bit of a non believer on this one!!

All Hallows Eve. We call it Halloween because fitting "Happy All Hallows Eve" on one of those little candy hearts is a bear.

Basically, it celebrates lots of Pagany stuff we have some kind of harvest festival. It means a party to some and blood sacrifices to others, with pie and food and scaring the kids tossed in the mix. To me, Halloween is just a gateway holiday to the real hard holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas.

The holiday is complicated, but basically, I use it as an excuse to open a bottle of single malt or High West Double Rye. I sometimes bake a pumpkin pie, but made with sweet potatoes because SPs rule!

I am terribly lonely and all alone, just me and the dog. Well, iTunes helps ease my terrible loneliness while I patiently wait for the Grim Reaper to release me from this mortal coil. My life was once a fun house . . a carnival, if you will. Where joy was first created and sadness was unknown. Now, it is just a step closer to a grave in some barren and out of the way part of some broken down cemetery, where few tears fall for someone like me. Just me and some tumble weeds. I have but a few songs left to sing before the band leaves.

Other than that, Woo Hoo Hoo . . . I am happy. Did I mention I might work for L-3 Communications? Perhaps I'll meet a nice gal and settle down. Raise 3 little Bobs and buy a mini van.

I hope I can get rye and ice in Hell.
 

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You are so random Bob! Stop it! You are killing me!


I must find some more food suggestions. Daughters big party is first though and it's blue, black and white. Expensive month.

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Good choice. I'm boring. I'm a witch again. I have a great cackle. Or so I'm told.

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