A blonde phones her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything that looks like a rooster.
Secondly, let's have a cup of coffee and put all these
Corn Flakes back in the box."