Kbxy88
iPF Novice
GC: EyeC999 Level 86
Do you live in downtown Seattle miss money shark? I've been there a few times now and really love that little city.
GC: EyeC999 Level 86
Anthea, there really is cheese in a can. Nasty, IMO! <img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=52320"/>
Hello everyone, hope you all are doing great!!! Have a great day and a wonderful week...
The most important thing, Anthea, in my experience, is to watch the pre-game show. During that you get to "know" just who the heck is playing, and you get to pick whoever you think are the nicest chaps who ought to win. It's important to also pay attention to the outfits they wear, and pick the team who not only have the nicest chaps, but also the best color scheme. Once you've decided who to "root" for, the next most important thing is to have lots of chips, popcorn, Ritz crackers, and cheese in a can. Beverages must be of either the fizzy sort, or some sort of beer. Then you pick the spot on the couch where you can lay in a vegetative state very comfortably for the next four hours and vote for the most entertaining commercial. And that, basically, is the Super Bowl. The only reason I'm backing the Seahawks is that I live in Seattle and it's just what you have to do if you live here. They are completely nuts about the Seahawks here, and, quite frankly, I'm scared to not back them. So - "Go Hawks!!!" Now - I bet everybody who's against them 2 bolts per farmer! GC: EyeC999 Level 86
Aha, now I understand!Did you really say cheese in a can? Is there such a thing? Chumleyboo, level 76
Anthea, there really is cheese in a can. Nasty, IMO! <img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=52320"/>
AMEN Sent from my IPad using IPF. GC wenchwhino HD level 57I just want to have the floor for the next 30 seconds and complain mightily about the fact that I saved up 35 of those stupid gift certificates, which took no less than 7 days of my life, in the hopes that MAYBE just this ONCE I'll order the mystery package on the far right, which tantalized me with the POSSIBILITY of a shiny red tractor. BUT do I get the shiny red tractor? NO! Do I get a sack of diamonds? NO! Do I get a stupid gnome? NO! What do I get? I get the even stupider wedding cake-looking topiary shrub! Aghhhh! Why is this thing in the game??? This is maybe the 6th time I've attempted to get the lovely shiny red tractor, and every time I get some stupid consolation prize! But the wedding cake topiary? The worst thing EVER!! I don't even HAVE decorations on my farm! 7 days!!!! Argghhhhhh! Shoot me!! Somebody pour me a wine. And pass the Midol. GC: EyeC999 Level 86
I feel for you sweetie!! I've done exactly the same thing at least half a dozen times and all I get are really stupid things!!! Has anyone ever won the tractor??? Now I just buy the 10 ticket box and so far I've done well - I got 3 diamonds this morning !! If I do get a gnome or that cake bush thing I don't feel so bad as it only cost me 10 tickets lol I'd offer you a glass of wine but seeing as how it's 08:25 in the morning all I have to give you is coffeeI just want to have the floor for the next 30 seconds and complain mightily about the fact that I saved up 35 of those stupid gift certificates, which took no less than 7 days of my life, in the hopes that MAYBE just this ONCE I'll order the mystery package on the far right, which tantalized me with the POSSIBILITY of a shiny red tractor. BUT do I get the shiny red tractor? NO! Do I get a sack of diamonds? NO! Do I get a stupid gnome? NO! What do I get? I get the even stupider wedding cake-looking topiary shrub! Aghhhh! Why is this thing in the game??? This is maybe the 6th time I've attempted to get the lovely shiny red tractor, and every time I get some stupid consolation prize! But the wedding cake topiary? The worst thing EVER!! I don't even HAVE decorations on my farm! 7 days!!!! Argghhhhhh! Shoot me!! Somebody pour me a wine. And pass the Midol. GC: EyeC999 Level 86
AMEN Sent from my IPad using IPF. GC wenchwhino HD level 57 Pinot, on the way ! Clink clink
I feel for you sweetie!! I've done exactly the same thing at least half a dozen times and all I get are really stupid things!!! Has anyone ever won the tractor??? Now I just buy the 10 ticket box and so far I've done well - I got 3 diamonds this morning !! If I do get a gnome or that cake bush thing I don't feel so bad as it only cost me 10 tickets lol I'd offer you a glass of wind but seeing as how it's 08:25 in the morning all I have to give you is coffeex Sent from my iPad mini using iPF. GC: kruella jones (2 words no caps) Be aware that I'm not a sugar mill or a dairy farm. There will be exceptions but they will never become the rule
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I just want to have the floor for the next 30 seconds and complain mightily about the fact that I saved up 35 of those stupid gift certificates, which took no less than 7 days of my life, in the hopes that MAYBE just this ONCE I'll order the mystery package on the far right, which tantalized me with the POSSIBILITY of a shiny red tractor. BUT do I get the shiny red tractor? NO! Do I get a sack of diamonds? NO! Do I get a stupid gnome? NO! What do I get? I get the even stupider wedding cake-looking topiary shrub! Aghhhh! Why is this thing in the game??? This is maybe the 6th time I've attempted to get the lovely shiny red tractor, and every time I get some stupid consolation prize! But the wedding cake topiary? The worst thing EVER!! I don't even HAVE decorations on my farm! 7 days!!!! Argghhhhhh! Shoot me!! Somebody pour me a wine. And pass the Midol. GC: EyeC999 Level 86
WOW! Did you ever crack my husband up with the explanation of football. Still want to know what "root" means tho. Hmmm! Sent from my IPad using IPF. GC wenchwhino HD level 58 Also, I agree, cheese in a can! Cheesy. And what are the fizzy drinks? I do know what beer is. LOL. There are two other teams still in the playoffs, if you dare to wager on either I will bet against both. GO BRONCO'S
I just want to have the floor for the next 30 seconds and complain mightily about the fact that I saved up 35 of those stupid gift certificates, which took no less than 7 days of my life, in the hopes that MAYBE just this ONCE I'll order the mystery package on the far right, which tantalized me with the POSSIBILITY of a shiny red tractor. BUT do I get the shiny red tractor? NO! Do I get a sack of diamonds? NO! Do I get a stupid gnome? NO! What do I get? I get the even stupider wedding cake-looking topiary shrub! Aghhhh! Why is this thing in the game??? This is maybe the 6th time I've attempted to get the lovely shiny red tractor, and every time I get some stupid consolation prize! But the wedding cake topiary? The worst thing EVER!! I don't even HAVE decorations on my farm! 7 days!!!! Argghhhhhh! Shoot me!! Somebody pour me a wine. And pass the Midol. GC: EyeC999 Level 86
There's some treats at my place, come on over!GC - IRISHMICHELLE10
Wow! Thanks Michelle!Chumleyboo, level 76
I just want to have the floor for the next 30 seconds and complain mightily about the fact that I saved up 35 of those stupid gift certificates, which took no less than 7 days of my life, in the hopes that MAYBE just this ONCE I'll order the mystery package on the far right, which tantalized me with the POSSIBILITY of a shiny red tractor. BUT do I get the shiny red tractor? NO! Do I get a sack of diamonds? NO! Do I get a stupid gnome? NO! What do I get? I get the even stupider wedding cake-looking topiary shrub! Aghhhh! Why is this thing in the game??? This is maybe the 6th time I've attempted to get the lovely shiny red tractor, and every time I get some stupid consolation prize! But the wedding cake topiary? The worst thing EVER!! I don't even HAVE decorations on my farm! 7 days!!!! Argghhhhhh! Shoot me!!
Somebody pour me a wine. And pass the Midol.
GC: EyeC999 Level 86