Apple buys Amazon

[Seadog]

Just in:

Rueters: In a bold move to obtain more market share, Apple Corporation has announced that they have purchased Amazon.com for $411.1 Bn. It was released that the Amazon.com store will not change its operation, other than to merge iTunes and the Amazon media store. The new Amazon app store will continue as is, but will include with each purchase a free video about the iPad.

 

[j0yful]

im speechless!

 

[HKWrite12]

So this could definitely clear up the amazon cloud music situation. Apple and att are on a roll and it's just 2nd quarter. Wow!!!!

 

[Blackbelt]

And I have a bridge for sale !!

 

[HKWrite12]

You keep that bridge. Maury just told me jobs is my daddy (they got his DNA of a corner of a blue print book for the white house.) jobs owes me 1.8 bn in back child support!!!!!

 

[BrennB]

April....

 

[fmmrz5]

...fools day

 

[Seadog]

For those interested, there was a clue in the amount mentioned.

 

[Stephen777]

Very good joke! I believed it until i saw the 411.1