I was reminiscing and I recall the time we found a real bomb in a work locker. Three supervisors and our "security" team removed it and got rid of it. No cops, no FD, just Paul Blart and three idiots. They did not clear the building or check for other bombs or report it to corporate. It was a pipe type of affair. I need to write a book about my time in the part of hell where they put the slow people.