Hopes Dashed to Pieces!

[Steve Jobs]

With Royal wedding just a few days away I realize that my royal invite must be delayed by U.S. Postal service! Bloody mail!

 

[ipfuser55]

Strange.....Mine too. But given your status oh great one, Why not simply phone the Palace? Using your iPhone of course. If the Royal Couple have ipad2's you could try face time! (laughs)

Jeff ( underpaid and overworked rock musician and recording technician)

 

[Rudinater]

Wedding

Who's getting married?

Why should we care?

 

[DontUnderstandMyIpad]

Wedding

Who's getting married?

William&Catherine

You can watch live tomorrow, it is a holiday in the UK, so that everyone can see it

 

[ipfuser55]

There won't be anything else on the box. Me? I'm doing other stuff, they didn't come to my wedding!

 

[akintomide]

Is the wedding taking place in Lagos?

Sent from my iPad using iPF

 

[ipfuser55]

Ha ha! London, Buck House, Google map it

 

[Gabriel1]

William&Catherine

You can watch live tomorrow, it is a holiday in the UK, so that everyone can see it

Tomorrow, that's a shame because the bank holiday isn't until Friday!

Anyway, sod the wedding, send them to the tower, I'm going to watch the snooker instead.......a royal wedding will always trump anything in the boredom stakes......

"......and the happy couple wave to the thronged crowds as they make their way up The Mall followed by The Duchess of York stopping to sign TV contracts accompanied by Prince Andrew selling advertising space on his horse drawn carriage to passing well wishers as the Duke of Edinburgh takes pot shots at the massed crowds of tourists......."

Did I break any forum rules? I think it's more than possible but honestly, I really am a royalist.

The Archangel

 

[Hasty]

Not interested in the wedding or the characters, but the thought of any of our politicians as a head of state fills me with horror.

<hasty trundles his wheelbarrow to Hobbiton to start excavating his bunker>

 

[ipfuser55]

Here Here!

William&Catherine

You can watch live tomorrow, it is a holiday in the UK, so that everyone can see it

Tomorrow, that's a shame because the bank holiday isn't until Friday!

Anyway, sod the wedding, send them to the tower, I'm going to watch the snooker instead.......a royal wedding will always trump anything in the boredom stakes......

"......and the happy couple wave to the thronged crowds as they make their way up The Mall followed by The Duchess of York stopping to sign TV contracts accompanied by Prince Andrew selling advertising space on his horse drawn carriage to passing well wishers as the Duke of Edinburgh takes pot shots at the massed crowds of tourists......."

Did I break any forum rules? I think it's more than possible but honestly, I really am a royalist.

The Archangel

Ah the snooker, good idea