wench
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Poop blew it, sorry guys
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wench
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Ok so not so good at this, but Lubbock it
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wench
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Love it
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wench
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I am sooooo not good at this
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wench
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BTW, Sam, my husband decided to kill the dandelions in our front yard, guess with what? Friggin round up, almost killed the man. Jeez, looks like I have dog pee spots all over the lawn. Yea, many have to dig up and re-sod the whole thing. He did mean well, just did not catch him in time! Oh we'll. not too important.
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CS4
He turns to look, as his head throbs..Ken! and Barbielyn (she's still wearing that super cute swimsuit...dang..his head is throbbing!). Barbielyn had to choose way back then, which of us she wanted. Ken was the perfect choice on paper...Mattel's Golden Boy! But, what was wrong with me? I mean I'm Joe, GI Joe! I'm strong and buff! I serve my nation! And the only reason my fingers are stubby is because my owner's dog started nibbling away!! Not my fault! My head clearing now with thoughts of that darned dog, I look into Barbielyn's beautiful baby blues...they're sparkling
in my general direction... When suddenly, she grabs that granite rock ...
He turns to look, as his head throbs..Ken! and Barbielyn (she's still wearing that super cute swimsuit...dang..his head is throbbing!). Barbielyn had to choose way back then, which of us she wanted. Ken was the perfect choice on paper...Mattel's Golden Boy! But, what was wrong with me? I mean I'm Joe, GI Joe! I'm strong and buff! I serve my nation! And the only reason my fingers are stubby is because my owner's dog started nibbling away!! Not my fault! My head clearing now with thoughts of that darned dog, I look into Barbielyn's beautiful baby blues...they're sparkling
in my general direction... When suddenly, she grabs that granite rock ...
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CS4 He turns to look, as his head throbs..Ken! and Barbielyn (she's still wearing that super cute swimsuit...dang..his head is throbbing!). Barbielyn had to choose way back then, which of us she wanted. Ken was the perfect choice on paper...Mattel's Golden Boy! But, what was wrong with me? I mean I'm Joe, GI Joe! I'm strong and buff! I serve my nation! And the only reason my fingers are stubby is because my owner's dog started nibbling away!! Not my fault! My head clearing now with thoughts of that darned dog, I look into Barbielyn's beautiful baby blues...they're sparkling
CS5. ....and he realizes, "wait!! With her freakishly small upper arms and torso, there's no way she can heft that rock at me! Ha ha!" And then it occurs to him...didn't Barbie have a sister? What was her name? Skipper! Yes, that's it! She was a quiet little thing, not such a cracker as Barbie, but kind and certainly not the sort to hurl rocks. Ken could keep his Barbie, he was going to call Skipper. Brushing the dirt off his dress pants, and shaking the dizziness away, he left strode toward the house. A smile beginning to play upon his chiseled face.
The End.
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Chumleyboo
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Sorry Donna
I had a feeling someone else might be writing one as I was. Never mind, our other authors managed to combine them and it all worked out in the end. 
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Blondeone
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COMMUNITY STORY
Her apron is tied loosely around her waist as she prepares the dinner meal. She fillets the chicken and places it in the hot pan. She steps outside into her herb garden where she plucks a few sprigs of Italian oregano and thyme. She returns to her kitchen and adds the herbs to the cooking chicken. She adds a pinch of salt and a dash of pepper. Once the chicken is done, she adds a couple of handfuls of spinach to the drippings in the pan. She checks on her rice pilaf and pulls out a crisp Reisling from her Sub Zero. Tonight, she is not cooking for just herself...
Her apron is tied loosely around her waist as she prepares the dinner meal. She fillets the chicken and places it in the hot pan. She steps outside into her herb garden where she plucks a few sprigs of Italian oregano and thyme. She returns to her kitchen and adds the herbs to the cooking chicken. She adds a pinch of salt and a dash of pepper. Once the chicken is done, she adds a couple of handfuls of spinach to the drippings in the pan. She checks on her rice pilaf and pulls out a crisp Reisling from her Sub Zero. Tonight, she is not cooking for just herself...
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Suddenly the door bell rings setting her mind into a small panic. She rushes to the door, wine glass in hand and opens it to reveal Kev standing there. What is he doing here? She thinks to herself knowing her mysterious guest would be arriving soon. Kev cautiously smiles and says, “I was in the neighborhood and wanted to drop off….."
Suddenly the door bell rings setting her mind into a small panic. She rushes to the door, wine glass in hand and opens it to reveal Kev standing there. What is he doing here? She thinks to herself knowing her mysterious guest would be arriving soon. Kev cautiously smiles and says, “I was in the neighborhood and wanted to drop off….."
Chumleyboo
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"... this aaarrrgggghhhh!" "What's an aaarrrgggghhhh?", she said. But he couldn't speak, the package slipped slowly from his hands to the ground, he stared, wide-eyed behind her, then turned and ran, as if terrified. "How strange", she thought, as she took a large, restorative sip of her chilled wine. She closed the door and turned to go back to the kitchen, then stopped, and stared in amazement at...
Chumleyboo, level 83
"... this aaarrrgggghhhh!" "What's an aaarrrgggghhhh?", she said. But he couldn't speak, the package slipped slowly from his hands to the ground, he stared, wide-eyed behind her, then turned and ran, as if terrified. "How strange", she thought, as she took a large, restorative sip of her chilled wine. She closed the door and turned to go back to the kitchen, then stopped, and stared in amazement at...
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narab1
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....the large, hairy tarantula staring back at her from beneath the flowers Kev had dropped on the floor before he had run away. "Perhaps the spider bit him?" She thought to herself. "It must have come out of the flowers,"
Funny how a big, strapping guy like Kev had been afraid of a tarantula. While the size of her fist, plus the legs, she actually found this tarantula appealing. They made good companions, always wanting to snuggle for the body heat. If only Kev knew she'd value the tarantula more than the flowers.
She scooped up the flowers and the tarantula and closed the door. Moving back to the kitchen, she dropped her new pet in the terrarium as she passed through the living room. Once back in the kitchen, she continued sipping her wine and stirred the meal on the stove, confident that any minute the doorbell would ring. How she anticipated this visit! Just then, the doorbell rang again. She glided across the room once again to open the door. Finally! It was.....
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....the large, hairy tarantula staring back at her from beneath the flowers Kev had dropped on the floor before he had run away. "Perhaps the spider bit him?" She thought to herself. "It must have come out of the flowers,"
Funny how a big, strapping guy like Kev had been afraid of a tarantula. While the size of her fist, plus the legs, she actually found this tarantula appealing. They made good companions, always wanting to snuggle for the body heat. If only Kev knew she'd value the tarantula more than the flowers.
She scooped up the flowers and the tarantula and closed the door. Moving back to the kitchen, she dropped her new pet in the terrarium as she passed through the living room. Once back in the kitchen, she continued sipping her wine and stirred the meal on the stove, confident that any minute the doorbell would ring. How she anticipated this visit! Just then, the doorbell rang again. She glided across the room once again to open the door. Finally! It was.....
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Blondeone
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the first class tickets, in her name, Ruth E. Breethers, for the inaugural voyage of the newly restored Titanic! What?! A beautiful blue diamond necklace... Wait! She ran outside just as he was starting to pull away in his SUV. Kev! Kevlar S. Douglas! He almost didn't hear her because he is always absorbed in his tunes...
She leads him back to the house explaining that these past 3 years have been full of changes. Her children became adults and have moved on, she and her former husband have become better friends, and she knew that Kevlar not only took over Kim Ease job, and not only did he become the CEO of his company, he formed a team to raise the Titanic and prepare her for uber luxury travel once again.
As they were talking, the doorbell rang again...and again...and...
the first class tickets, in her name, Ruth E. Breethers, for the inaugural voyage of the newly restored Titanic! What?! A beautiful blue diamond necklace... Wait! She ran outside just as he was starting to pull away in his SUV. Kev! Kevlar S. Douglas! He almost didn't hear her because he is always absorbed in his tunes...
She leads him back to the house explaining that these past 3 years have been full of changes. Her children became adults and have moved on, she and her former husband have become better friends, and she knew that Kevlar not only took over Kim Ease job, and not only did he become the CEO of his company, he formed a team to raise the Titanic and prepare her for uber luxury travel once again.
As they were talking, the doorbell rang again...and again...and...
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A tarantula lol who knew that was the key to a girls heart lol
The door bell rings and rings.....Nice cliffhanger ending Carolyn lol
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