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Least Common Complaints About the iPad

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    More humor to brighten your day. :D

    This one is from the New Yorker

    Uncommon complaints about the iPad : The New Yorker

    LEAST COMMON COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NEW IPAD
    by Billy Kimball
    APRIL 26, 2010


    · Too salty.

    · Time-travel app does not automatically adjust for Julian calendar.

    · When used as tanning bed, battery life is limited.

    · Not rhino-proof.

    · Salesperson in Apple Store not wearing ironic “jazzman” hat.

    · Not available in soothing Harvest Gold color.

    · Strange odor coming from husband while using iPad.

    · For $499, I was expecting a few more sequins.

    · No USB port for whatever it is that they do.

    · The iBookstore ichthyology section includes almost nothing on lampreys.

    · When used as murder weapon, oleophobic coating does not completely eliminate incriminating fingerprints.

    · Copying document files requires installation of forty-dollar iCarbonCopy app.

    · Virtual cupholder does not actually hold cups.

    · Unwilling to buy anything from Apple ever since Steve Jobs killed my parents.

    · Insufficient media coverage.

    · Original iPad was good enough for Grandpa and it’s good enough for me.

    · Upscaling makes porn unexpectedly upsetting.

    · After owning a Kindle for three weeks, I have become deeply loyal to the brand.

    · The virtual keyboard is too %&@#! hard to use.

    · New York Herald Tribune not available online anyway.


    Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2010/04/26/100426ta_talk_kimball#ixzz0lqRcCXX6
    Last edited: Apr 22, 2010
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