Regarding feet: wax, don't shave. #2 Second breakfast should be savoured, not rushed. #3 If a well-known 'disturber of the peace' turns up with a cartload of fireworks, resist the urge to tamper. #4 The wearing of reinforced underwear is highly recommended when playing 'tag' with ring wraiths. #5 If the Prancing Pony has a yard sale, don't buy any pillowcases. #6 Before starting a conversation with an Ent, make sure you have nothing in your diary for the week ahead.