Advice For Hobbits #1

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    Regarding feet: wax, don't shave.

    #2 Second breakfast should be savoured, not rushed.

    #3 If a well-known 'disturber of the peace' turns up with a cartload of fireworks, resist the urge to tamper.

    #4 The wearing of reinforced underwear is highly recommended when playing 'tag' with ring wraiths.

    #5 If the Prancing Pony has a yard sale, don't buy any pillowcases.

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    I'll keep these in mind next time I wake up in a bath of ice in Mexico wondering where my kidneys are. Thanks.

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