Blog Codes for seniors

[drb_52]

These aren't my creations. My wife got them from a website she frequents. But, I thought kids of all ages would enjoy them.
Got any to add?

ATD At The Doctor's

BFF Best Friends Funeral

BTW Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM Covered By Medicare

CUATSC See You At The Senior Center

DWI Driving While Incontinent

FWBB Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW Forgot Where I Was

FYI Found Your Insulin

GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA Got Heartburn Again

HGBM Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL Living On Lipitor

LWO Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR On My Massage Recliner

OMSG Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL-CGU Rolling On The Floor Laughing - Can't Get Up!

TTYL Talk To You Louder

WAITT Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA Wet the Furniture Again

WTP Where's The Prunes

WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these are helpful.

GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in.

 

[richsadams]

LOL! Thanks for that...I needed a good laugh (or three) right about now!

 

[Yptcn]

Hilarious ! I copied them and sent them to the "old" gang

 

[blucente]

Good stuff!

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