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You are 21 days too late with this very critical report.

How come?

What month is it? What day was it 21 days ago?

A careful analyses of the chemical structure of Dihydrogen Monoxide reveals it has a special relation ship to this month, and to the sudden proliferation of flowers next month. At least in the northern hemisphere.

Dangerous stuff, Dihydrogen Monoxide. Another common chemical term for it is the universal solvent.

(queue Jeopardy's thinking music) :D
 
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You are 21 days too late with this very critical report.

How come?

What month is it? What day was it 21 days ago?

A careful analyses of the chemical structure of Dihydrogen Monoxide reveals it has a special relation ship to this month, and to the sudden proliferation of flowers next month. At least in the northern hemisphere.

Dangerous stuff, Dihydrogen Monoxide. Another common chemical term for it is the universal solvent.

(queue Jeopardy's thinking music) :D

Oh My . . . I just used some solvent to do something. Solvents can cause cancer and remove paint. And I am not too late. Never too late to talk about safety. I am told it is also found in every cancer tumor as well as the milk served to kids.

Sadly, Obama will probably ban it.
 
I manage to get some of it on me every day, but, fortunately, I've managed to wipe it off brfore I had a chance to oxidize!
 
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