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Advice For Hobbits #1

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Regarding feet: wax, don't shave.

#2 Second breakfast should be savoured, not rushed.

#3 If a well-known 'disturber of the peace' turns up with a cartload of fireworks, resist the urge to tamper.

#4 The wearing of reinforced underwear is highly recommended when playing 'tag' with ring wraiths.

#5 If the Prancing Pony has a yard sale, don't buy any pillowcases.

#6
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Before starting a conversation with an Ent, make sure you have nothing in your diary for the week ahead.
 

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