Not Me, says Bob.
I bought an iPad for the big screen. Why carry something smaller; I might as well purchase a Galaxy Note. Then I end up with an unuseable "tablet" and a huge useless phone. Then I have to order new suits with bigger pockets to hold the Note. Or Jeans with bigger pockets. Then I sit on it break it, and kick my dog out of anger. So, please do not make me buy an iPad Mini . . . I do not want to kick my dog. He is a nice doggy and he does not deserve it.
I want a folding iPad. Perhaps a roll up version I can slip into my leather cigar case. But then my tweets would smell like cigar smoke. But I do not care, to heck with the readers that do not like cigar smoke. I say they can pound sand.
I might purchase a 236 inch iBuffetTable. I hear it will arrive with the iPad Mini just after the release of the iPhone 5s and before iOS 6.0a_2b_preview release. It will not run Windows 8 Preview Release, in case you wondered about that. That would be cool, right If they could build a phone into it, I would carry that. Shame those Android wanks, I'll tell you what. Now if you could fold it up so it is mini sized, I would purchase that, for sure.
The iPad mini is a bad idea. It is just another thing to make us fanboys drool and stop traffic. But it does give the idiots on the Android side something to laugh at us over.That said, let's see Samsung make fun of that device in some insipid commercial. You know the scene in that commercial where one S III users exchanges play lists just by tapping? Well, I would do a commercial where I smack an iPhone line waiter in liner across the chops and shut him the heck up. I'll get a godzillion monster views on YouTube. Then I would be an internet star.
I tried to become a Youtube star when I released "Vanillia Rain." Remember that video "Chocolate Rain?" Mine was better, I'll tell you what. I had a washtub, three banjos (Deering Crossfires and one Goodtime) and a jews harp. I can also sing. did you know that? I am a crooner to die for. I can out sing Buble AND What's her name . . . Justine Bieber. I would love to smack her across the butt with my iBuffetTable, I'll tell you what. No jury will convict me; america is tired of her.
Oh well . . .
By the way, I might be working for L-3 Communications. Just saying. Unless they read my internet crap then I am dead and I'll have to ask you all for money. Wish me luck; Friday is pee in a jar day. I had better drink plenty of fluids. But NO poppy seed bagels. Remember what happen to Jerry's friend Elaine? No thank you.
So to answer your question if you are still listening, I just might. Can I DL a phone from the iStore place?
