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Try this one...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Try this one...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Here's the rest of it, Richard.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
 
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scifan57 said:
Here's the rest of it, Richard.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Boom boom :D thanks.

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Six slick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
 

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Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut, Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid.

(au is pronounced like in ouch, ei like I)

Blue ***** stays blue *****, wedding dress stays wedding dress.
Lol. What's wrong with that word? Cabbage
 
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J. A. said:
Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut, Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid.

(au is pronounced like in ouch, ei like I)
Blue ***** stays blue *****, wedding dress stays wedding dress.
Lol. What's wrong with that word? Cabbage

So, in the face of folk lore, spellcheck doesn't have a sense of humour! :D

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I'm loving these tongue twisters.

Everyone thinks I've lost my marbles as I mutter along! ;) :)

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Try this:

Testtexte texten Testtexter, Testtexter texten Testtexte.

e is spoken like e in "when".
Do I have to translate it?
 
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If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
 

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Here's a real tongue twister.


Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watches switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch witch?
 
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When I was a school, there was a little piece of verse which took on a different meaning when recited. In a way it is a tongue twister. A couple of the spoken words were then seen as rude, but not so these days!

Here goes.....

I chased a bug around a hill
I'll have his blood, he knows I will!

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EDIT... I Googled the first line and came up with a 2 verse ditty... I chased a bug around a hill!
I will let you find it!
 
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Another one from way back is: -

The stinking steamer sank slowly.

. I note this one is used by speech therapists.

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