Tennessee lawyer sues Apple for getting him hooked on porn

Discussion in 'Apple iPad News' started by RaduTyrsina, Jul 15, 2013.

  1. leelai

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    Lol......I'm having a real chuckle over these gentlemen! :D
     
  2. ardchoille

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    Logic would dictate that he focus on therapy instead of wasting time with a frivolous lawsuit. And, I would hope that the court is smart enough to echo this.


    Because they can't stop laughing?
     
  3. iJamesH

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    I'm suing Apple. No reason just sue happy that's all :D
     
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    At least we have the freedom to file frivolous lawsuits, among many other freedoms.

    Having said that, this case will be dismissed with prejudice.
     
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    Wasn't there anything more valuable or newsworthy to post then this?
     
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    And that's the shame of it.....as it has a real impact on the rest of the world!
     
  7. s2mikey

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    Because they don't have any money. Same reason that people sue Smith and Wesson when they get shot. The person pulling the trigger is often broke. Companies have money.
     
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    I don't want to live in this world anymore...........
     
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    That is beyond stupid. You buy an IPad to be able to have all internet accessibility (other than what requires Flash). What you do with your product after you buy it, is not at the fault of Apple, but to the person who looks it up. How is that Apple's fault that he got addicted to porn, and fell out of relations with his wife. That is his own. And nonetheless, a lawyer?! What has this world come to, when you can blame a company for your own actions and lustful wants? Shame on you.
     
  10. Bob Maxey

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    Dell is next.

    No, I mean the Think Pady guys.

    And those pesky Android fones with web access.

    The library must go, too. Yup, you read it here first . . . unrestricted access to porn and We The People pay for it. I rather like Rubenesque wimmen myself, so I hate to see them go. Since probably my web enabled shoe warmer and toilet that tells time in CA . . . the hub of all porn, all I need is a monitor and cable and an itunes app and I can have porn everywhere. See I told you there will be a price to pay for unrestricted porn. What is next, some company will discover how to make hard copy available at my 7-11?

    When I want to see a great looking naked guy, I look into the mirror. I'll tell you what, I am hot, hot, hot!

    If everything allows unrestricted access to nekked wimmen, then, well, I will just kill myself. Whew, I am all porned out. I plan to sue DARPA for bringing us the Internet; they started it all. I mean Al Gore who invented the Internet, that is.

    I find it interesting that Apple makes us view porn and Al Gore is an Apple board member. See the connection? The Internet and Apple's plan allong was to porn-i-fy us to dickens.

    I just saw a site with naked kittens and the cows were not wearing diapers. So it is everywhere you want to be. I guess it is porn even in the bobvine world. So cows are naked, they deficate in public and they fornicate at will and the farmer is not required to bleep and censor their cow's naughty behavour? I say we start with the cows and then turn off the Internet.

    I think am glad to see the end to iPorn, it is about time.

    By the way, what are you all wearing? I am in the tub with my iPad, two little rubber ducks and the battleship. I have a hankering for a burger for some reason.
     

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