Redneck Hooker

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    A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

    Twenty dollars", she whispers.

    Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck,
    it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.

    They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes
    on them. It's a police officer.

    What's going on here people?, asks the officer.
    I'm making love to my wife!, Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

    Oh, I'm sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.

    Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face..

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