So I was playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad with George Washington the other day when he decided to run off with it! He rode away in his Batmobile and I chased after him on my Pelican. We reached the Great wall of china which he blew up with his RPG that shoots kittens, then he quickly flew booked it outta there. I was blamed and was sent to concentration camp for a day. When I got out, I saw him again and quickly stole some guy's pet rhino and went after him once again. He was too fast though, so I decided to ankle punch his mom and he went home crying. I got my iPad back, but he DELETED FRUIT NINJA! I WAS SO ANGRY!