Laugh Of The Day

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[LannyC]

Drunk squirrel

 

[J. A.]

 

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[Hawker800]

 

[J. A.]

 

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[LannyC]

 

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[J. A.]

 

[LannyC]

A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from an engine, when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon in the garage.

The cardiac surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and, when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $45,000 a year and you make $400,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

 

[J. A.]

 

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