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    I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.

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    "Never sweat the petty stuff and never pet the sweaty stuff."

    My entire world is built around this pyslosephy. And before you ask, we always spell it that way.

    I learned this when I accepted Justin Bieber as my personal savior.
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    Why is the place you drive on called a parkway, and the place you park on called a driveway?
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    Boy it's quiet in this thread..... Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
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    "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."- Eleanor Roosevelt
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    "Whatever you are, be a good one."- Abraham Lincoln.
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    To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous. (Confuzius)
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    "Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves."-J.M. Barrie.


    J.M. Barrie is best known as the creator of Peter Pan.
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    “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - Will Rogers
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    If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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    I shall log off with this......

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    "Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try." - Ernest Hemingway
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    Good one amylyn !
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    Thanks! I have trouble remembering a few of them at times.
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    “A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun .’” - The Maugles
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    Lmao! That is so true!

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