I'm at a resort pool and no one is checking out my ipad?

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  1. Diesel

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    So I'm hanging out at this resorts pool with women in bikini's everywhere! Anyhow, I figured I would be cool and pack my iPad and see if I get any bites. Well to my amazement, nothing. I pulled my iPad out and started pecking up a storm and not one chick has looked twice? I mean, not even one word about how cool and awesome this device is or how expensive etc. Oh well, I know I'm cool and thus I'm going to keep on pecking away sitting here by the pool oblivious to all the chicks walking by.
     
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    You need a puppy or a Harley lol

    from USA bucks county pa Sent from my iPad using iPF
     
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    lol thats what I was going to say
     
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    Lol...right...

    I'm poking fun of that other thread were the guy went to a large dinner and played on his iPad. Seriously though, I am at a resort pool but I'm a married man. The wife is off with a girlfriend and our son wanted to go check out the action at the pool lol So I'm just chilling by the pool with the pad and some cokes.
     
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    That's great man! You're livin' the life!

    I was going to question your priorities, but I see you have them right. :)
     
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    And I'm stuck inside.... :(
     
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    They probably have their own iPads. Some of us chicks do. LOL!

    Sent from my iPad 1 using iPF
     
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    It's been raining here for about ten years straight (seems like). But that's why I got the iPad in the first place.
     
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    Yes ma'am

    I'm just having fun. If I was single, I wouldn't be here pool side with my iPad ;)

    As it is, I'm married and sitting here wondering when is dinner time lol
     
  10. Diesel

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    Really, where is here and can you tie rope around some of them rain clouds and drag them to my place?
     
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    Lol! Well you enjoy yourself! ;)

    Sent from my iPad 1 using iPF
     
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    Thx,

    I'm going to see if this place has a kids camp...then maybe me and the wife can run off some place for dinner.
     
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    I'm in Michigan, hardly a resort!
    Have a great evening!
     
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    Well grab some of that rain and head over here to West Texas :)

    You can hang by the pool here in Grapevine before heading West.
     
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    First problem : buying gas for the Jeep, it's REAL thirsty
    Second problem (should be easier then the first) : coaxing the weather to "move along", kinda like herding cats!
     

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