I'm at a resort pool and no one is checking out my ipad?

[Diesel]

So I'm hanging out at this resorts pool with women in bikini's everywhere! Anyhow, I figured I would be cool and pack my iPad and see if I get any bites. Well to my amazement, nothing. I pulled my iPad out and started pecking up a storm and not one chick has looked twice? I mean, not even one word about how cool and awesome this device is or how expensive etc. Oh well, I know I'm cool and thus I'm going to keep on pecking away sitting here by the pool oblivious to all the chicks walking by.

 

[Harley man]

You need a puppy or a Harley lol

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[IamVince]

You need a puppy or a Harley lol

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lol thats what I was going to say

 

[Diesel]

You need a puppy or a Harley lol

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Lol...right...

I'm poking fun of that other thread were the guy went to a large dinner and played on his iPad. Seriously though, I am at a resort pool but I'm a married man. The wife is off with a girlfriend and our son wanted to go check out the action at the pool lol So I'm just chilling by the pool with the pad and some cokes.

 

[Jeeper]

That's great man! You're livin' the life!

I was going to question your priorities, but I see you have them right.

 

[graywolf]

And I'm stuck inside....

 

[Anomalous]

So I'm hanging out at this resorts pool with women in bikini's everywhere! Anyhow, I figured I would be cool and pack my iPad and see if I get any bites. Well to my amazement, nothing. I pulled my iPad out and started pecking up a storm and not one chick has looked twice? I mean, not even one word about how cool and awesome this device is or how expensive etc. Oh well, I know I'm cool and thus I'm going to keep on pecking away sitting here by the pool oblivious to all the chicks walking by.

They probably have their own iPads. Some of us chicks do. LOL!

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[Jeeper]

It's been raining here for about ten years straight (seems like). But that's why I got the iPad in the first place.

 

[Diesel]

They probably have their own iPads. Some of us chicks do. LOL!

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Yes ma'am

I'm just having fun. If I was single, I wouldn't be here pool side with my iPad

As it is, I'm married and sitting here wondering when is dinner time lol

 

[Diesel]

It's been raining here for about ten years straight (seems like). But that's why I got the iPad in the first place.

Really, where is here and can you tie rope around some of them rain clouds and drag them to my place?

 

[Anomalous]

Yes ma'am

I'm just having fun. If I was single, I wouldn't be here pool side with my iPad

As it is, I'm married and sitting here wondering when is dinner time lol

Lol! Well you enjoy yourself!

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[Diesel]

Lol! Well you enjoy yourself!

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Thx,

I'm going to see if this place has a kids camp...then maybe me and the wife can run off some place for dinner.

 

[Jeeper]

Really, where is here and can you tie rope around some of them rain clouds and drag them to my place?

I'm in Michigan, hardly a resort!
Have a great evening!

 

[Diesel]

I'm in Michigan, hardly a resort!
Have a great evening!

Well grab some of that rain and head over here to West Texas

You can hang by the pool here in Grapevine before heading West.

 

[Jeeper]

First problem : buying gas for the Jeep, it's REAL thirsty
Second problem (should be easier then the first) : coaxing the weather to "move along", kinda like herding cats!