How was I born?

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    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
    Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
    via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded
    room, and googled each
    other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
    was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and
    since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
    appeared that said:






    You've got male!
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    Classic! :D
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    Ha ha that's great.
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    I was really bored at 2am, can you tell! =)
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    Wow I guess so
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    Oh, come on you know you laughed =)
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    Lolage :)
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    I did it was funny!
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    Too cute!
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    Oh hell no, I dont like being in front of people LMAO

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