Agreed on choice being key. It doesn't really matter what "fat" means to one person vs. another. It's subjective, and the only person whose opinion really matters is the one buying the device. And even with things that someone might consider a drawback on a device, that person might be willing to make a tradeoff because the device offers other features he wants. Even if we had a grading scale for every device, with each feature broken down, each of us will have different uses, preferences, circumstances, carriers, etc., and we all weigh features differently.