Well not literally. I am a die-hard Apple monkey affectionately known as a tipsy Irish Jew, though i dont drink a lot. I have a Masters in English Ed., am fairly conservative politically, and enjoy writing, RPGs in moderation, and in 2009 married one of my closest, dearest, and prettiest friends. She is wonderful as is our little monster. My present model is the 32 Gb iPad in white (they didnt have black at BestBuy, lol).