...... I fashion myself to be an artist. I write, draw, and make music. So once I saw Apple's Ipad commercial, I was astonished by the possibilities of what I could do with this machine. Then came the rough part. I began to absorb all information youtube had to offer on ipads. Literally. There are no more reviews, no more sketches, no more apple hater videos for me to watch. I've seen them all. Then, suddenly, I began dreaming about what I could do with one. Just last night, I dreamt that I was painting a portrait of the Grand Canyon with sketchbook pro. I awoke in a cold sweat. Then went back to sleep. Then I dreamed that I used Animation Creator to direct my own cartoons. I also dreamed that I went to Kinko's and printed out a vast wealth of my art just to hang around the house. Then suddenly, came the investors, the people wanting me to immortalize their images in digital art. I awoke again, disappointed. Sweating. Panting, for it was all a nightmare. In reality I am too poor to afford this. Bah. I really need an ipad. I won't be happy until I have one.