City Council not prepared for zombie attack

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  1. scottishwarlord
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    The following is a real letter sent to the Leicester City Council


    "Dear Leicester City Council,

    Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

    Please provide any information you may have.

    Yours faithfully,

    Concerned Citizen"

    Lmao
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798

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    Having lived in Leicester for many years, I'm not entirely convinced the attack hasn't already taken place....:D


    Tim
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    I checked with my local council and the stash of garlic they bought in for the vampire invasion, that had been brought to there attention through the film Twilight, had started rotting and probably wouldn't be purchased again.
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    I'd send a similar letter, however, I'm not entirely convinced that our city leaders aren't already zombies. I'd be afraid to alert them to my presence, and that I'm on to them :p
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    I'm prepared. I've got a book on surviving the zombie apocalypse. My co-workers decided it was an essential retirement gift. I should probably find it, and put it somewhere I can grab on short notice.

    I think maybe that rule should have been printed on the cover or something. :D
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    I love zombies ~ great story!

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    Love it,you're all mad of course lol.
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    Any responsible adult should be prepared for such an event. It's good that citizens are concerned about possible zombie attacks
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    Good thing we all have ipads, can google for info in a snap lmao

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