These aren't my creations. My wife got them from a website she frequents. But, I thought kids of all ages would enjoy them. Got any to add? ATD At The Doctor's BFF Best Friends Funeral BTW Bring The Wheelchair BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth CBM Covered By Medicare CUATSC See You At The Senior Center DWI Driving While Incontinent FWBB Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW Forgot Where I Was FYI Found Your Insulin GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA Got Heartburn Again HGBM Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out LOL Living On Lipitor LWO Lawrence Welk's On OMMR On My Massage Recliner OMSG Oh My! Sorry, Gas ROFL-CGU Rolling On The Floor Laughing - Can't Get Up! TTYL Talk To You Louder WAITT Who Am I Talking To? WTFA Wet the Furniture Again WTP Where's The Prunes WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil Hope these are helpful. GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in.