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Advice For Ogres #1

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by HW1, Jan 9, 2012.

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    Standard remark if you have broken wind in the presence of royalty: 'Is that an alpine horn I hear, Your Majesty?'

    Advice For Ogres#2:
    Every morning when you dip your finger in that pot of pond slime look in the mirror and say: 'I'm worth it!'

    Advice For Ogres#3:
    Upside down Daleks make superb supersize ice cream cones.
    :p
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    Seriously?

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