50 Ways To Annoy People at The Cinema

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Yellow_Jello, Jun 25, 2011.

  1. Yellow_Jello

    Yellow_Jello
    Expand Collapse
    iPad Fan

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    145
    Thanks Received:
    0
    Well, I'm sorry that I'm really late to post this but I wasn't on for quiet a while. If you did the last "50 Ways" then you would know the rules, but for the people who don't: I would start as number one and say a way to annoy someone, The new limit to say per each post is five, Make sure you always put your number before your Point. KEEP REFRESHING!

    1. Stand on the first step of the stairs and stare straight up at the screen not moving.
     
  2. hookbill

    hookbill
    Expand Collapse
    iPad Junkie

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2010
    Messages:
    877
    Thanks Received:
    3
    Talking on you phone.
     
  3. Tim SPRACKLEN

    Tim SPRACKLEN
    Expand Collapse
    iPad Legend

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2011
    Messages:
    15,236
    Thanks Received:
    121
    Yes - I've had that too. Unbelievable! The person who was in front of me and whose 'phone started to ring showed not the slightest embarrassment about it either. It was as though the rest of us didn't exist....

    Tim
     
  4. MattIM

    MattIM
    Expand Collapse
    Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2010
    Messages:
    1,230
    Thanks Received:
    53
    4. People who chew popcorn so loud you can hear them over the soundtrack.
     
  5. Hasty

    Hasty
    Expand Collapse
    iPad Ninja

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2010
    Messages:
    2,266
    Thanks Received:
    22
    If the person in front of you is annoying, sprinkled chocolate crumbs on their hair is heart warming...........
     
  6. schnarfengrubler

    schnarfengrubler
    Expand Collapse
    iPF Novice

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2011
    Messages:
    27
    Thanks Received:
    0
    capture some moths flying around your porch light and release them in the theater after the movie starts. best for scary movies.......

    my homepage is a cardboard sign, send money......
     
  7. Armando

    Armando
    Expand Collapse
    iPF Noob

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2011
    Messages:
    6
    Thanks Received:
    0
    Light a match a throw it across the theater
     
  8. henry2

    henry2
    Expand Collapse
    iPad Junkie

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2010
    Messages:
    800
    Thanks Received:
    5
    Eat beans and fart every couple of mins very loudly .I have a friend who does that in the socalled Twilight vamp movies ..
     
  9. Dee Ashley

    Dee Ashley
    Expand Collapse
    iPad Fan

    Joined:
    May 7, 2011
    Messages:
    228
    Thanks Received:
    0
    Buy or bring in some kind of candy in a wrapper and wait for the critical moment in the movie to open it as loudly as you can.
     
  10. MoneyGuy

    MoneyGuy
    Expand Collapse
    iPad Fan

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2011
    Messages:
    181
    Thanks Received:
    2
    Not sure what number we are at as I'm not sure which of these are to be numbered.

    5. Texting during the film. That lit screen drives me crazy.
     

Share This Page