The Seven Deadly iPad Sins....
1) Thou shall not have liquids near thee iPad.
2) Thou shall never drop thee iPad.
3) Thou shall not use thee iPad for porn.
4) Thou shall not pawn thee iPad.
5) Thou shall not keep thee iPad bare without a case.
6) Thou shall not deprive thee iPad of screen protector.
7) Thou shall not sell thee iPad on Ebay to buy another tablet.
UPDATE: even though I sold iPad, I didn't sell it to get another tablet, so technically I didn't break any of the above "iPad Sins", lol
1) Thou shall not have liquids near thee iPad.
2) Thou shall never drop thee iPad.
3) Thou shall not use thee iPad for porn.
4) Thou shall not pawn thee iPad.
5) Thou shall not keep thee iPad bare without a case.
6) Thou shall not deprive thee iPad of screen protector.
7) Thou shall not sell thee iPad on Ebay to buy another tablet.
UPDATE: even though I sold iPad, I didn't sell it to get another tablet, so technically I didn't break any of the above "iPad Sins", lol