Regarding feet: wax, don't shave.
#2 Second breakfast should be savoured, not rushed.
#3 If a well-known 'disturber of the peace' turns up with a cartload of fireworks, resist the urge to tamper.
#4 The wearing of reinforced underwear is highly recommended when playing 'tag' with ring wraiths.
#5 If the Prancing Pony has a yard sale, don't buy any pillowcases.
Before starting a conversation with an Ent, make sure you have nothing in your diary for the week ahead.