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  1. 01-09-2012 06:25 AM #1
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    Standard remark if you have broken wind in the presence of royalty: 'Is that an alpine horn I hear, Your Majesty?'

    Advice For Ogres#2:     Every morning when you dip your finger in that pot of pond slime look in the mirror and say: 'I'm worth it!'

    Advice For Ogres#3:     Upside down Daleks make superb supersize ice cream cones.
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