This is a discussion on What are you guys doing right NOW??? ;) within the Off-Topic forums, part of the Apple iPad Discussions category; Originally Posted by skimonkey Spring has sprung and here we get the April Showers! They're still winding the spring, up here, it hasn't sprung yet....
Here's a few springs that have sprung......
A woman ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway,
and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.
The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
to tear a hole in the fuel tank.
The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally
brought her vehicle to its knees.
She had managed to drive 30 miles,
with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft.
She had it towed to her Ford dealership, and complained
that the vehicle had a 'sort of a noise'
when she was driving at high speeds.
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Mind boggling isn't it ladies!
How could she not think and how could all that be a sort of noise!
Somehow, I can't see her car lasting until the warranty expires.
I've heard of people who didn't realize that they had to add oil to their engine periodically and kept driving until the engine seized up solid.
I know a family who kept buying vacuum cleaners because they stopped working.
Turned out they didn't know you had to empty them! :O
I'm pretty sure her transmission, drive shaft, and rear differential will probably need replacing!! XD
A long with the gas tank, any damage to the frame...
I'm guessing... Over $5,000 in damage easily!!
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Not to mention the hit to her self esteem!
But can you imagine the look on their faces when they first saw it.....Priceless!