The following is a real letter sent to the Leicester City Council
"Dear Leicester City Council,
Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.
Please provide any information you may have.
If you have it Love, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. Sir James M. Barrie