Turn on your ipad's autocorrect.

Type W-A-S-S. Hit space.

I get this about once or twice a day while fumbling around, attempting to type "was."

Who the Heck is Wasserstein, and why did he make it into the Apple dictionary???

For that matter, are there any other recurring, weird autocorrects that you get?

Turned mine off ages ago. When I look stupid I like to earn it myself.

It might be one of these Wasserstein's. I'm voting for Wendy, cause I don't like bankers that much.