That is good!

Glad I don't have a front porch.

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I rather liked the following post on a genealogy message board today . . . ....


Three days ago I was taking my usual morning two mile walk with my dog
and noticed these little blue flowers in the drainage ditch were in
bloom. I knew that they were the Alaska State flower but could not
remember for the life of me what they are called. Yesterday as I was
walking by the same patch I remembered they are called "Forget-Me-
Not's." I then appreciated the irony of the name coupled with the
event and started to laugh. Dog was probably trying to figure out what
was going on. I still think it was pretty funny. Humor is where you
find it even if you are not looking for it.
Cheers

Don P. Koch

Then, another person replied . . . ..... .

Nice one Don :-)

The time to really worry is when you get home and wonder whose dog it is
thats at the end of the leash in your hand <g>

Nivard



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Ha ha. Very good.

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I liked this, posted on another forum.....

I can't resist sharing one of my favourite stories which may prove to say
that we city people in non farming/ranching parts of Western Canada probably
don't know the term "beast".
As a young bride I left city life to rent a house that backed onto a cattle
farm. I soon learned that cattle were escape artists or our local farmer was
a poor fence keeper as it became a common occurrence to have the herd appear
on the wrong side of the fence. They'd come charging down the road and
spread into the yards tromping over the garden frantic to get back through
our solid fence to the safety of their pasture.
Annoyed on this occasion and in the panic of the moment I called up the
farmhouse and yelled, "The cows are in my yard!" There was a long pause.
Then a voice said in calm response: "Cows?.....Do you mean the heifers!"

But, yes...my Lincolnshire born granddad Edward Plowright called them
'beasts'.

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I also like this one, which was emailed to a group. I'm sorry that I cannot put in the clip art, which adds that "Je ne sais quoi".

The Alphabet, as we were taught . . . . .
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.


Now for the new Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll
be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping
twenty-six doctors fully employed!

HAVE A GREAT DAY !

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I had to chuckle at this early 20thC UK census entry.

A 75 year old visitor to a household described her occupation ad "Performs domestic duties."

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The banana boat Song. I found this parody on UTube

I'm certain the Goons did the original parody there are lots of references under "The Mysterious punch up your Conker."

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Edit update. My memory! It was Stan Freberg, not the Goons! Link to a Wiki article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day-O_(...ana_Boat_Song)

In my searches, I found a Goons album on the Decca label with classics, such as the Ying Tong Song and I'm walking backwards to Christmas on it.

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Originally Posted by Richard Brown

The banana boat Song. I found this parody on UTube YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ9v2-OsV6w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm certain the Goons did the original parody there are lots of references under "The Mysterious punch up your Conker."

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Edit update. My memory! It was Stan Freberg, not the Goons! Link to a Wiki article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day-O_(...ana_Boat_Song)

In my searches, I found a Goons album on the Decca label with classics, such as the Ying Tong Song and I'm walking backwards to Christmas on it.

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My DH told me he bought the Ying Tong single & played it non-stop at home for weeks...till someone sat on it by mistake & broke it. What a dreadful shame:-):-):-)

Originally Posted by stranding

My DH told me he bought the Ying Tong single & played it non-stop at home for weeks...till someone sat on it by mistake & broke it. What a dreadful shame:-):-):-)

Now that's funny!!