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    I hope the following is OK. I'm sure it is....

    Some Senior Thoughts

    God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
    good fortune to run into the ones I do... and the eyesight to tell the
    difference.

    Now that I'm older(but refuse to grow up) here's what I've discovered:

    1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

    3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

    4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

    5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

    6. If all is not lost, where is it?

    7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

    8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

    9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

    10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

    11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

    12. It's hard to make a comeback when you really haven't been anywhere.

    13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're
    in the bathroom.

    14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

    15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to
    play chess?

    16. It 's not hard to meet expenses . . .they're everywhere.

    17.The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

    18.These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .

    I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter

    19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

    20. I'M UNABLE TO REMEMBER WHETHER I'VE SENT YOU THIS BEFORE.........

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    I've seen quite a few of these Richard but this was a new one to me....

    Unless I've forgotten it already.

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    Hee hee

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    haha, good read

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    Quote Originally Posted by stranding

    Yes! Congratulations on finding that so quickly :-)

    Completely daft, isn't it? But very funny! Those two started it. Not just in that sketch but always -- whenever the word "Arsenal" came up, there was the quicksilver response cough. Why?? Who knows, but, knowing them, think it was because the word sounds a tad rude... :-)

    So now, those of us bitten by the M&W bug & old enough to know better, always follow Arsenal with a cough or two. Or the other way round, of course!
    Now you know. Learn a little something every day!
    Indeed! For some reason I thought of the 2Rs in that shop sketch - The Four Candles one. I will google for the video link and edit this post to suit.....


    Here it is folks....


    I've pasted this into this thread as it does belong here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leelai
    I've seen quite a few of these Richard but this was a new one to me....

    Unless I've forgotten it already.

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    Very funny Kevin

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    I was just listening to "Life Gets Tee-jus Don't It" by Hank Williams Jr.
    The lyrics are great. It's the first time I've heard it.

    This version isn't by Hank, but it's good.

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    I'm bumping this thread up.

    A cousin recently posted this story.

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
    The girl said, "NO!"
    And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
    camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
    did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
    traveled more, had many lovers, and had all the hot water to herself.
    She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy
    lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or
    yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants.
    THE END

    I think this is the best thread for it....

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    Just love this Richard!!

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