A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

Twenty dollars", she whispers.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck,
it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.

They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes
on them. It's a police officer.

What's going on here people?, asks the officer.
I'm making love to my wife!, Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

Oh, I'm sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.

Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face..