Forget about the iPad 2, now I know what I want for my next birthday. Availability: "in stock"!

HMS Ark Royal R07



If you've never put an aircraft carrier in your shopping cart before, now's the chance. (If the missus thinks an aircraft carrier is too much, I'll settle for one of the Type 42 destroyers.)

cf. Disposal Services Authority

You'll need to source your own GR7/AV8B Harriers for it though, because I think we've flogged ours off to the USMC. / it's not like we'd find it useful, I mean, its hardly like we've planned to intervene in a country with a significant coastline on a nearby sea......


....wait a minute!