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    Banjo

    I need a new Banjo, just sayin'

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    Does that mean you have a banJones? Life is short, Bob, indulge yourself.

    You did, however, bring to mind the line from Pink Floyd's Money: "...I think I need a Learjet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LannyC View Post
    Does that mean you have a banJones? Life is short, Bob, indulge yourself.

    You did, however, bring to mind the line from Pink Floyd's Money: "...I think I need a Learjet."

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    Lanny, is that a banJones or a banjo bannedjones? (English always was my worst subject)


    Here is what I Jones for



    Banjo-image-3663501330.jpg

    In a black gold burst

    -or-



    Banjo-image-1069486855.jpg

    In either McCarty burst or Frost Blue Metallic (first choice)
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    Quote Originally Posted by zstairlessone View Post
    Lanny, is that a banJones or a banjo bannedjones? (English always was my worst subject)

    Here is what I Jones for

    Attachment 42872

    In a black gold burst

    -or-

    Attachment 42873

    In either McCarty burst or Frost Blue Metallic (first choice)
    PRS always amazed me. Not that they are great instruments, but how they are finished. I appreciate the quality, that is fur sure.

    There are a few I "jones" for. Like an electric banjo with MIDI and a couple of Marshall Double Stacks. Those neighbours must go andf i think I found a way.

    Joke time - intermission:

    Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.

    Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?
    A: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

    Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
    A: You can tune a Harley.

    Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?
    A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

    Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
    A: Saves time.

    Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?
    A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

    Seriously, anyone that does not love the banjo is not quite right. And just so you know, I WAS the 'someone in the kitchen with Dinah.'
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