'Tis me, myself, in person, personally
Who am I? The last time I looked in the mirror I looked almost exactly, but not quite, just like Me. And very handsome I looked too, although I must remember to get the bathrroom light repaired as it's pitch black in there.
Why am I called iBozz? Well, why not? It came out top of the all time list of names which parents would under no circumstances choose to call their offspring. And I've been called it (sans the leading "i") since given the name by a schoolteacher back in the days well before school exams became so easy.
What do I do for a living? Nothing whatsoever. I'm a retired itinerant and indolent freelance Mountebank, Charlatan and Purveyor of Synthetic Recycled Silicon Snake Oil to the Congenitally Gullible and Terminally Stupid - or Management and IT Security Consultant as my CV misleadingly claimed.
In what am I interested? Avoiding creditors, tax inspectors and the Vice Squad; collecting toothbrush bristles; acquiring unlimited supplies of Viagra; Rugby Union; Cryptic crosswords; cryptography; and Multiple Sclerosis research. I also volunteer for the UK's National Trust, Multiple Sclerosis Society, the RNLI and I volunteer as backstage crew for a professional theatre. Which is why I have no time to earn a living!
What have I got? A 64GB G4 iPad; a 27" quad-core i7 iMac with 16GB RAM running under MacOSX.6.8; two old G4 machines under MacOSX.4.11, all three running Stanford University's Folding@Home (I can't post links as I'm still on probation, but you can copy and paste folding.stanford.edu/ into your browser). If you fancy helping not for profit distributed computing medical research, why not give it a try - and by all means join me in team 37761, Swannys Irregulars.
Why did I join iPF? Because I'm struggling with the iPad a bit. It may be intuitive, but my congenital stupidity makes me admit that I need help sometimes!