Look, dude, I kidnapped your iPad, I followed you on your trip to South Africa, stalked you out at the airport and nabbed your iPad.. Don't take it personal, if you want your iPad back, send 300 bucks to my paypal account..
You have till midnight tonight, If the transaction isn't made by 11:59 pm tonight, I shoot your iPad..
If you wanna talk to your iPad to make sure he's still alive we can arrange something..
Also, I took a picture of your iPad with today's newspaper so you can see that the iPad is alive today.. MSG me and I will send you this pic.
Remember 11:59 pm