Imagine you are in a time machine and you take your iPad with you. Post your funny quotes that you would hear others say about iPad. I'll start us off. Remember, this is just for fun!
1990s - "Compared to my Game Boy, that thing must have cost you $10,000!"
1960s - "Apple? That thing doesn't look like an apple, it's too flat."
Benjamin Franklin - "This object would be a great conductor to use for my next lighting rod experiment!"
Kurt Cobain - "GarageBand is going to change the face of Grunge music forever."
Share your quotes when you think of them, also, if you mention any names I'll try and do my best on coming up with a funny quote, but remember it has to be in the past or future.