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    More humor to brighten your day.

    This one is from the New Yorker

    Uncommon complaints about the iPad : The New Yorker

    LEAST COMMON COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NEW IPAD
    by Billy Kimball
    APRIL 26, 2010


    Too salty.

    Time-travel app does not automatically adjust for Julian calendar.

    When used as tanning bed, battery life is limited.

    Not rhino-proof.

    Salesperson in Apple Store not wearing ironic “jazzman” hat.

    Not available in soothing Harvest Gold color.

    Strange odor coming from husband while using iPad.

    For $499, I was expecting a few more sequins.

    No USB port for whatever it is that they do.

    The iBookstore ichthyology section includes almost nothing on lampreys.

    When used as murder weapon, oleophobic coating does not completely eliminate incriminating fingerprints.

    Copying document files requires installation of forty-dollar iCarbonCopy app.

    Virtual cupholder does not actually hold cups.

    Unwilling to buy anything from Apple ever since Steve Jobs killed my parents.

    Insufficient media coverage.

    Original iPad was good enough for Grandpa and it’s good enough for me.

    Upscaling makes porn unexpectedly upsetting.

    After owning a Kindle for three weeks, I have become deeply loyal to the brand.

    The virtual keyboard is too %&@#! hard to use.

    New York Herald Tribune not available online anyway.


    Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2010/0...#ixzz0lqRcCXX6
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