I'm sorry you getting disgruntled over the delay, however keep in mind they are making them as fast as they can. It is to bad this is to slow for you instant gratification mind set. You can have your umpalumpa but you can't have it right now. Mid April is not a bad time. That's what I was exoecting and I basically ordered it online day 2.
Who did you order through? That post was a little garbled as your readied to rage quit and ALT-F4. Aafes?
Ah, Army and Air Force Exchange Service. Well that's part of your bottleneck. Not much help for that.