I'm new and...HELP!
I've been an Apple user since the 80s. Have an iPhone. We just bought an iPad for my kid and I'm super worried about porn, etc.
Is there anyway to do any of the following unnoticed and/or without jailbreaking?:
Any news on anything like this on the horizon?
This article from the Apple Knowledge Base should give you some insight as to the things you can do in terms of placing restrictions on your iPad to prevent access to specific features.
iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch: Understanding Restrictions
Since you will necessarily be using iTunes to acquire content, this article explains how to place restrictions on what can be downloaded.
iTunes: Using Parental Controls
Welcome to the forum and enjoy your iPad!