Satire can be very good means of spoofing fools, or the sound of the lower ranks mocking their superiors. Now to decide which.
obviously written by someone that has never used one. What doesn't work? I'm confused...been using mine for a week and still haven't had any problems. Some apps were a little weird, but they have been getting updated gradually.
The only thing they got right was that it is like something sent from the future. ;)
No one can touch TheOnion :)